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Betiobca “Just Here For The Annual Reckoning, Mate” Krampus Greeting Card
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Betiobca “Just Here For The Annual Reckoning, Mate” Krampus Greeting Card
Seasons Greetings. You’ve Been Warned.
Forget the jolly old man in the red suit. There’s another festive visitor making his annual rounds, and he’s considerably less interested in whether you’ve left out the mince pies.
Meet the “Just Here For The Annual Reckoning, Mate” Krampus Greeting Card by Betiobca, a wonderfully mischievous take on Christmas traditions, featuring everyone’s favourite horned festive troublemaker.
Inspired by Alpine folklore, where Krampus accompanies the Christmas season with chains, horns and a rather questionable attitude towards naughty children, this card brings a little dark humour to the festivities.
With its brilliantly deadpan message, it’s perfect for anyone who prefers their Christmas greetings with a generous helping of folklore, mischief and mild intimidation.
Because nothing says Merry Christmas quite like the annual reckoning.
Why We Love It:
Original Krampus-inspired artwork by Betiobca.
Features the wonderfully dry message “Just Here For The Annual Reckoning, Mate”.
Inspired by traditional Alpine Christmas folklore.
A quirky alternative to conventional Christmas cards.
Perfect for fans of dark humour, medieval-inspired artwork and unusual festive traditions.
A brilliant little addition to a Krampus-themed Christmas gift.
Product Specifications:
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Details |
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Brand / Artist |
Betiobca |
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Product |
Just Here For The Annual Reckoning, Mate Greeting Card / Size: 125 x 125 mm Printed in the UK on FSC-certified 300gsm card Blank inside |
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Theme |
Krampus / Christmas Folklore |
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Occasion |
Christmas |
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Style |
Alternative Festive Illustration |
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Format |
Printed Greeting Card |
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Quantity |
One Card |
Krampus – Christmas With a Darker Side:
Long before novelty Christmas jumpers and festive television adverts, European folklore had some rather unusual seasonal visitors.
One of the most notorious was Krampus, the horned figure associated with Alpine Christmas traditions.
While Saint Nicholas rewarded well-behaved children, Krampus was traditionally responsible for dealing with those who had been rather less angelic.
Betiobca’s interpretation gives this centuries-old festive troublemaker a wonderfully casual attitude.
He’s not here for the festivities. He’s here for the reckoning, mate.
Perfect For:
Krampus enthusiasts, folklore lovers, alternative Christmas collectors, fans of dark humour and anyone who finds traditional festive cards a little too cheerful.
An excellent choice for sending unusual Christmas greetings or accompanying a wonderfully peculiar festive gift.
Why Buy It From Forager?
At Forager Provisions, we love the stranger side of Christmas, particularly the folklore, unusual characters and old traditions that make the festive season so fascinating.
Betiobca’s Krampus artwork fits beautifully into our collection of alternative Christmas gifts, medieval-inspired curiosities and folklore favourites.
Packed and dispatched by our independent UK outdoor lifestyle store.
