Betiobca
Betiobca “This Forehead Ain’t Gonna Kiss Itself” Coaster
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Betiobca “This Forehead Ain’t Gonna Kiss Itself” Coaster
Medieval Confidence for the Coffee Table
The Betiobca “This Forehead Ain’t Gonna Kiss Itself” Coaster brings exactly the kind of dry, slightly ridiculous humour that makes Betiobca such a good fit for Forager Provisions.
Featuring medieval-inspired artwork paired with the wonderfully confident phrase “This Forehead Ain’t Gonna Kiss Itself”, it’s made for desks, coffee tables and homes that don’t take themselves too seriously.
Useful enough for everyday drinks, odd enough to become a conversation starter.
Why We Love It:
Designed by Betiobca
Features the phrase “This Forehead Ain’t Gonna Kiss Itself”
Medieval-inspired artwork and humour
Perfect for desks, coffee tables and bedside setups
Great little gift for lovers of strange medieval art
Brilliant stocking filler
Small, practical and full of personality
A natural fit for the Forager Provisions Medieval & Folklore collection
Product Specifications:
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Feature |
Details |
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Brand |
Betiobca |
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Product |
Decorative Coaster / 9cm x 9cm |
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Design |
This Forehead Ain’t Gonna Kiss Itself |
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Theme |
Medieval / Humour / Folklore |
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Suitable For |
Mugs, cups and glasses |
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Ideal For |
Desks, coffee tables, bedside tables and home offices |
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Quantity |
1 Coaster |
Please note: Exact colour, finish and print placement may vary slightly depending on production.
Someone’s Got to Do It:
A forehead this magnificent isn’t going to appreciate itself.
Whether this coaster is holding your morning coffee, afternoon tea or something stronger, it brings a bit of medieval nonsense to the everyday.
Exactly as it should.
Perfect For:
Medieval humour fans
Folklore lovers
Coffee and tea drinkers
Creative desks
Home offices
Quirky gifting
Stocking fillers
Secret Santa gifts
Anyone with an unnecessarily kissable forehead
Why Buy It From Forager?
Betiobca’s mix of medieval imagery, odd humour and everyday objects with character sits perfectly within the Forager Provisions world.
The “This Forehead Ain’t Gonna Kiss Itself” Coaster is small, useful and just strange enough to make your coffee table more interesting.
Packed and dispatched by our independent UK outdoor lifestyle store.
