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Betiobca “This Is A Dog. If You See A Raccoon, It Means You’re In Love With Me” Greeting Card
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Betiobca “This Is A Dog. If You See A Raccoon, It Means You’re In Love With Me” Greeting Card
A Love Card, Apparently
The Betiobca “This Is A Dog. If You See A Raccoon, It Means You’re In Love With Me” Greeting Card is exactly the kind of strange, deadpan humour that makes a card feel far more memorable than anything overly sentimental.
Featuring the wonderfully absurd line “This Is A Dog. If You See A Raccoon, It Means You’re In Love With Me”, it’s a brilliantly odd choice for partners, crushes, anniversaries, Valentine’s Day or simply sending to someone who already understands your sense of humour.
Romantic? Technically.
Normal? Absolutely not.
Why We Love It:
Designed by Betiobca
Features the phrase “This Is A Dog. If You See A Raccoon, It Means You’re In Love With Me”
Weird animal humour with a romantic twist
Great alternative to traditional love cards
Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries or just because
Ideal for raccoon lovers and fans of strange humour
Funny, memorable and very Betiobca
Brilliant little add-on gift
A natural fit for the stranger side of Forager Provisions
Product Specifications:
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Details |
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Brand |
Betiobca |
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Product |
Greeting Card Size: 125 x 125 mm Printed in the UK on FSC-certified 300gsm card Blank inside Kraft envelope included |
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Design |
This Is A Dog. If You See A Raccoon, It Means You’re In Love With Me |
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Theme |
Romance / Humour / Weird Wildlife |
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Occasion |
Valentine’s Day / Anniversary / Just Because |
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Suitable For |
Partners, crushes, friends and raccoon enthusiasts |
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Quantity |
1 Greeting Card |
Please note: Exact paper stock, dimensions and envelope details may vary depending on production. If you send me the supplier specs, I can add these precisely.
Love, But Make It Weird
Not everyone wants hearts, roses and sentimental poetry.
Some people want to be told that if they see a raccoon, they are apparently in love.
This is that card.
It’s the kind of thing that works because it feels specific, ridiculous and far more personal than something generic from the card aisle.
Perfect For:
Valentine’s Day
Anniversaries
New relationships
Long-term partners
Weird little love notes
Raccoon lovers
Meme humour fans
Alternative gifting
People who hate overly soppy cards
Why Buy It From Forager?
Betiobca’s blend of strange animals, dry humour and unexpected little objects fits perfectly into the Forager Provisions world.
The “This Is A Dog. If You See A Raccoon, It Means You’re In Love With Me” Greeting Card is funny, slightly ridiculous and genuinely more memorable than a standard romantic card.
Exactly how we like it.
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