Forager Provisions LTD signed hardback book Tis Thee, Not Me with green cover and medieval style illustrations
Forager Provisions LTD signed hardback book Tis Thee, Not Me with medieval style illustration on a green cover
Forager Provisions LTD signed hardback book Tis Thee, Not Me with medieval illustration on a green background
Forager Provisions LTD signed hardback book Tis Thee Not Me with gold medieval patterned endpapers on pink background
Forager Provisions LTD signed copy of Tis Thee, Not Me by Clarice Tudor, held by a woman wearing a chainmail coif.
Forager Provisions LTD signed hardback book Tis Thee Not Me with medieval illustrations and green cover

Clarice Tudor

Clarice Tudor [SIGNED] ‘Tis Thee, Not Me: A Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions

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Clarice Tudor [SIGNED] ‘Tis Thee, Not Me: A Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions

Bad dates are nothing new. Turns out, even medieval folk had their fair share of romantic disasters.

If you've ever wondered how people navigated love, courtship and questionable romantic decisions in the Middle Ages, 'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions by Clarice Tudor is right up your street.

A signed copy makes this an especially lovely find for readers who enjoy medieval history with a playful twist. It's a fun addition to a bookshelf filled with folklore, historical curiosities and books that make you look twice.

Whether you're buying for a medieval history enthusiast, a lover of witty books or someone whose dating stories could probably fill a whole manuscript, this is a wonderfully unusual gift.

Why You'll Love It:

A medieval take on modern dating disasters – because romantic misadventures clearly aren't a modern invention.

A signed copy – a special touch for collectors and book lovers.

History with personality – perfect for readers who enjoy exploring the past in an entertaining way.

A brilliant conversation starter – the sort of book that catches someone's eye on the bookshelf.

A thoughtful gift for history lovers – especially anyone fascinated by medieval life, courtship and social customs.

Right at home in a folklore-inspired collection – pair it with your favourite medieval reads and historical curiosities.

Book Specifications:

BOOK INFORMATION DETAILS
Author Clarice Tudor
Title 'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions
Format Book / Book measures 18.5 x 18.5 x 2cm / 
Edition Signed copy of my 144 page hardback book published by Clarkson Potter/Penguin Random House
Subject Medieval history / Dating / Humour
Theme Medieval courtship, romantic mishaps and historical curiosities
Ideal For Medieval history enthusiasts, book collectors and fans of witty historical writing
Gift Occasion Birthdays, Christmas and unusual gifts

Please refer to the physical book for exact publication details, format, dimensions and ISBN.

For Those Whose Love Lives Are Best Left to the History Books:

There's something wonderfully entertaining about discovering that people from centuries ago weren't necessarily any better at relationships than we are today.

Behind all the castles, courtly manners and romantic legends, medieval life was full of complicated people making questionable choices. This book offers a playful way to explore the less polished side of romance in the Middle Ages.

And because this copy is signed, it's an especially appealing choice for someone who enjoys collecting unusual books or discovering something a little different from the usual high-street bestseller.

A lovely little gift for the history buff, medieval enthusiast or hopeless romantic with a healthy sense of humour.

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