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Clarice Tudor

Clarice Tudor Medieval Romantic “Thou Art Goated” Greeting Card

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Clarice Tudor – Medieval Romantic “Thou Art Goated” Greeting Card

Declare your love in the most absurdly romantic way possible with the “Thou Art Goated” Greeting Card by Clarice Tudor. Blending medieval manuscript flair with modern slang, this card is the perfect mash-up of heartfelt and hilarious—ideal for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or just because.

Features:

Arched

Original artwork by Clarice Tudor – a mix of romance & ridiculousness

Blank inside for your own poetic (or chaotic) message

Printed on premium, eco-friendly 300GSM cardstock

Includes gold envelope – ready to gift or send

For the GOAT in your life—this card is as legendary as your love. Goated with the sauce is an emphatic form of GOATed ("greatest of all time") with emphasis on a person's confidence or swagger.